Backsplash! New! For $60!

 

Ah see, so my oven died.  My beloved, beloved oven.   It was a soul-crushing moment too.  It then resulted in a new backsplash.  It looks "influencer" but it only cost $60.

See.  My bestest most greatest oven in the world had that tall console part in the back with all the power buttons and such. 

That oven was, man, that, along with my trusty screw gun...my soul.  I’m a creator, a maker, a doer of things, Thing Maker, and my tools, whether it’s that screw gun* or a dang kitchen appliance, are what give me life. 

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I have a draft "Obituary for an Oven" post about how things went down with my sweet oven over on The Bake Dept, I hope to get that posted sometime in my lifetime, but it was a death.  And I witnessed it. 

Baking chocolate chip cookies and the life just withered right out then bloop vanished as I was standing in front of it.  I cried.  I know it sounds bonkers but I literally cried. 

That Bosch 300 Series oven was the best oven I have ever used in my life.  Ever.  It never wavered, at all, no temperature swing, no nothin’.   Set it for 350°, it was 350° until shut off.  Perfect as all get out. 

Look, I know, I can’t compare its death to watching Hailey die.  Or Finn dying next to me.  Or my Dad dying.  It’s a hot metal box.  But it was a death that hit me hard regardless.   Sorry, that was a bit heavy.

And yeah, sure, it's just an appliance.  But it was giving; it delivered love, happiness, warmth, comfort, sustenance, and more.  So it wasn't just a tool.

Anyway.  So in came a Bosch 800 Series* because, well duh the line of thinking was if the 300 was the schnizz, the 800 should be too, right?

Well.  Not so much.  It arrived and in the mad rush to replace my Beloved because I was in the middle of a baking order, I didn’t entirely absorb that the back console was missing. 

Abt* slid the new one in, I went to work and….eh.  They done mussed a good thing up.  This one bakes using an algorithm.  .........I know.  Wtf.  Just bake.  Be an oven.   I was stressed and upset, wanting my old oven back, wishing it had been repaired instead. 

Anyway, this isn’t about the oven.  It’s about a new $60 backsplash. 

And partly the first backsplash, why we're here now.  Hot tip: when doing a backsplash, pull out your range and future-proof. 

Before.

I didn’t have enough of the original tile.  Too, there wasn’t going to be a way to match the blue grout properly enough.

I tore it out.  Just one random night at like eight pm, ripped it off.  Without a plan. 

Considering this was one of my earliest goes at tiling, it came off rather easily.  Thank you, past self, for not doing the finest job. 

Obviously then, the dilemma:  replacement. 

I happened to be, oh ya know, at Menards one day go figure and walking down the main aisle, something caught my eye. 

Boxes of two by ten tiles for forty four cents per tile.  Whaaat?!  So you know, me, I stopped dead in my tracks.

Considering this wall area is around fifteen square feet, each box had just over six, this was an inconceivable deal I could not pass up.

They had four colors; I snagged one in gray-ish Mojave. 

And got it home and looked and looked and head tilted and head tilted.  Almost went back for other colors but my brain barked at me, stop, do Mojave.  

And so it was.

Sure, not the boldest choice but that's ok.

For the layout, vertical was the rockin' modern as heck route.  Vertical stack bond, as the pro’s would say.  And it was the (chef’s kiss) right choice. 

 

Jumping a tad ahead here...

So was removing the four inch tall granite wall return pieces (see photo before this).  Shoulda done that the first time.  And before wallpapering.  And painting the cabinets.  At least one mistake was corrected.

I hit up the ol’ AutoCADs* to help me with the maths.  If I had been really on top of my game, I would have started center center but my friends, I was not.  I started at the fridge side which left one inch over by the knives.*  Ah well.  Hasn’t bothered me.  Yet.

Laid the whole thing out as a full ten inch tile centered horizontally for a clean visual through-line, leaving four inch at the counter surface, and whatever at the top as it varies. 

Jury-rigged support as I went across the oven area so the tiles wouldn't slip as the mortar set.

Originally I drew and accounted for eighth-inch grout lines but forgot that as I started sticking tiles on the wall and went with sixteenth.  Vastly better spacing anyway.

Heh, went with tape support here so the pieces wouldn't fall behind the oven.

I swear, I cannot believe how much this little cheapie tile saw* has done for me and it still just keeps chugging along like a champ. 

And as usual, those itty tile spacers* fell freakin' everywhere and made me mmmph Batty but, part and parcel to the task. 

Do check for plumb* every time you add a new column.  Tile like this, in this pattern, one small nanometer off would have implications across the whole wall.  Did not need that in my life, so yeah, a baby speed level* is your BFF here. 

Here’s my second shock of this task, tile price of course first:  the beaucoup expensive pre-mixed tile mortar* I used in the master shower was still good.  I know.  Jaw drop.  No additional mortar expense. Whew!

On the tile went.  A few brain-twisting cuts to be made, remembering which way obstacles went in relation to how to cut them on the tile saw...

A few tiles stuck on per day over the course of, mm, unintentionally a few weeks, and bam.  Backsplash! New!  For $60!

Tile installed, light at end of tunnel lit.  Yes, I clearly missed painting under that cabinet on the right, doh.

And it blew my mind.   Forty four cent tiles, thirty three cents each factoring in Menards-Math 11% rebate (aka later mailed to you as a store credit), this handily looks waaay more expensive.  Anyone who's seen it has remarked as such too.  Quiet lil' internal pat on the back.

Oh.  Grout.  Picking a grout color. You beast.  Ffs. This is hard. Harder than paint ‘cuz ya can’t just redo grout like you can paint.  In fact, make painting even easier with an InoKraft paint sprayer,* they're awesome.

I was torn between a grout that matched near exactly, thereby creating one solid field of color or something a little darker.  I went a little darker for contrast and modernity.  Shocker.

I mean you can get grout refresh either at Home Depot* or at Lowe's,* or grout pens.*  Haven’t tried them, can’t speak to their effectiveness.

And after picking a color and jamming it in there, panic sets in every single time. You’re used to seeing the tile as is, suddenly grout changes the whole picture. 

And I better note the color here because I check my own blog for reference:  TEC AccuColor in Silhouette. 

Mixed it according to the bag’s instructions, loaded some into my grout pastry bag,* and it was just too darn stiff and dry, so I did what any level-headed DIY’er would do, smeared it on by hand. 

Because I was not scooping out the bag and adding more water to the whole mix.

Hey.  Whatev’s.  It did work even if it was “wrong.”

Did the same clean up as the hall bath, made life so easy, and it was done. 

Done!  Backsplash!  New!  Yes, for $60!

All that's left is to seal the grout.*  And address those glaring white outlet covers.

Honestly?  This new backsplash look makes this wee kitchen look and feel considerably larger. 

And while I liked the previous tile and the unique blue grout, this is modern, elevated, and elegant. 

So for sixty bucks, my only purchases the tile and twenty for the grout, this is quite the swanky DIY redo.  And it looks like a $600+ tile job.

Wish I could be as pleased with this crap oven as I am my new backsplash, but, I'm on it. 

Chalk this new backsplash up as a check and mark and captial w Win.

And hey, you can pull this off too.  I swear.  Get the free cheat sheet to find out more.

*The Dewalt drills, tile saws, tile mortar, grout refresh are Home Depot affiliate links.  The Bosch 800 Series oven link and Abt links are Abt Electronics affiliate link.  The AutoCAD link is an AutoDesk affiliate link.  The magnetic knife holders, grout pens, grout bags, grout sealers, and InoKraft paint sprayers are Amazon affiliate links.  The tile spacers, levels, and grout refresh are Lowe's affiliate links.  Mwah, thanks!  Please see the "boring stuff" tab for more info.