Ah see, so my oven died. My beloved, beloved oven. It
was a soul-crushing moment too. It then resulted in a new backsplash.
It looks "influencer" but it only cost $60.
And heads up, this project is one of the examples I walk through in
The Interior Decode. You're about to see exactly how the technique works in real life.
See. My bestest most greatest oven in the world had that tall
console part in the back with all the power buttons and such.
That oven was, man, that, along with my trusty screw gun...my soul.
I’m a creator, a maker, a doer of things,
Thing Maker, and my tools, whether it’s that
screw gun* or a dang kitchen appliance, are what give me life.
I have a draft "Obituary for an Oven" post about how things went down
with my sweet oven over on
The Bake Dept, I hope to get that posted sometime in my lifetime, but it was a
death. And I witnessed it.
Baking chocolate chip cookies
and the life just withered right out then bloop vanished as I was
standing in front of it. I cried. I know it sounds bonkers
but I literally cried.
That Bosch 300 Series oven
was the best oven I have ever used in my life. Ever. It
never wavered, at all, no temperature swing, no nothin’. Set it
for 350°, it was 350° until shut off. Perfect as all get
out.
Look, I know, I can’t compare its death to watching
Hailey die.
Or
Finn dying next to me. Or my
Dad dying. It’s a hot metal box. But it was a death that hit me
hard regardless. Sorry, that was a bit heavy.
And yeah, sure, it's just an appliance. But it was giving; it
delivered love, happiness, warmth, comfort, sustenance, and more.
So it wasn't just a tool.
Anyway. So in came a
Bosch 800 Series* because, well duh the line of thinking was if the 300 was the
schnizz, the 800 should be too, right?
Well. Not so much. It arrived and in the mad rush to
replace my Beloved because I was in the middle of a baking order, I
didn’t entirely absorb that the back console was missing.
Abt* slid the new one in, I went to work and….eh. They done mussed
a good thing up. This one bakes using an algorithm.
.........I know. Wtf. Just bake. Be an oven.
I was stressed and upset, wanting my old oven
back, wishing it had been repaired instead.
Anyway, this isn’t about the oven. It’s about a new $60
backsplash.
And partly the first backsplash, why we're here now. Hot tip: when doing a backsplash,
pull out your range and future-proof.
I didn’t have enough of the original tile. Too, there wasn’t
going to be a way to match the blue grout properly enough.
I tore it out. Just one random night at like eight pm, ripped it
off. Without a plan.
Considering this was one of my earliest goes at tiling, it came off
rather easily. Thank you, past self, for not doing the finest
job.
Obviously then, the dilemma: replacement.
I happened to be, oh ya know, at Menards one day go figure and walking
down the main aisle, something caught my eye.
Boxes of two by ten tiles for forty four cents per tile.
Whaaat?! So you know, me, I stopped dead in my tracks.
Considering this wall area is around fifteen square feet, each box had
just over six, this was an inconceivable deal I could not pass up.
They had four colors; I snagged one in gray-ish Mojave.
And got it home and looked and looked and head tilted and head tilted.
Almost went back for other colors but my brain barked at me,
stop, do Mojave.
And so it was.
Sure, not
the boldest choice
but that's ok.
For the layout, vertical was the rockin' modern as heck route.
Vertical stack bond, as the pro’s would say. And it was the (chef’s kiss)
right choice.
So was removing the four inch tall granite wall return pieces (see
photo before this). Shoulda done that the first time. And
before
wallpapering. And
painting the cabinets. At least one mistake was corrected.
I hit up the ol’
AutoCADs* to help me with
the maths.
If I had been really on top of my game, I would have started
center center but my friends, I was not. I started at the fridge
side which left one inch over by the
knives.* Ah well. Hasn’t bothered me. Yet.
Laid the whole thing out as a full ten inch tile centered horizontally
for a clean visual through-line, leaving four inch at the counter
surface, and whatever at the top as it varies.
Originally I drew and accounted for eighth-inch grout lines but forgot
that as I started sticking tiles on the wall and went with sixteenth.
Vastly better spacing anyway.
I swear, I cannot believe how much this little cheapie tile saw* has done for me and it still just keeps chugging along like a
champ.
And as usual, those itty
tile spacers* fell freakin' everywhere and made me mmmph Batty but,
part and parcel to the task.
Do check for
plumb* every time you add a new column. Tile like this, in this
pattern, one small nanometer off would have implications across the
whole wall. Did not need that in my life, so yeah, a baby speed
level* is your BFF here.
Here’s my second shock of this task, tile price of course first:
the beaucoup expensive pre-mixed
tile mortar* I used in
the master shower
was still good. I know. Jaw drop. No additional
mortar expense. Whew!
On the tile went. A few brain-twisting cuts to be made,
remembering which way obstacles went in relation to how to cut them on
the tile saw...
A few tiles stuck on per day over the course of, mm, unintentionally a
few weeks, and bam. Backsplash! New! For $60!
|
| Tile installed, light at end of tunnel lit. Yes, I clearly missed painting under that cabinet on the right, doh. |
And it blew my mind. Forty four cent tiles, thirty three cents
each factoring in Menards-Math 11% rebate (aka later mailed to you as
a store credit), this handily looks waaay more expensive. Anyone
who's seen it has remarked as such too. Quiet lil' internal pat
on the back.
Oh. Grout. Picking a grout color. You beast. Ffs.
This is hard. Harder than paint ‘cuz ya can’t just redo grout like you
can
paint. In fact, make painting even easier with an
InoKraft paint sprayer,* they're awesome.
I was torn between a grout that matched near exactly, thereby creating
one solid field of color or something a little darker. I went a
little darker for contrast and modernity. Shocker.
I mean you can get grout refresh either at
Home Depot* or at
Lowe's,* or
grout pens.* Haven’t tried them, can’t speak to their effectiveness.
And after picking a color and jamming it in there, panic sets in every
single time. You’re used to seeing the tile as is, suddenly grout
changes the whole picture.
And I better note the color here because I check my own blog for
reference: TEC AccuColor in Silhouette.
Mixed it according to the bag’s instructions, loaded some into my
grout pastry bag,* and it was just too darn stiff and dry, so I did what any
level-headed DIY’er would do, smeared it on by hand.
Because I was not scooping out the bag and adding more water to the
whole mix.
Hey. Whatev’s. It did work even if it was “wrong.”
Did
the same clean up as the hall bath, made life so easy, and it was done.
Done! Backsplash! New! Yes, for $60!
All that's left is to
seal the grout.* And address those glaring white outlet covers.
Honestly? This new backsplash look makes
this wee kitchen
look and feel considerably larger.
And while I liked the previous tile and the unique blue grout, this is
modern, elevated, and elegant.
So for sixty bucks, my only purchases the tile and twenty for the
grout, this is quite the swanky DIY redo. And it looks like a
$600+ tile job.
Wish I could be as pleased with this crap oven as I am my new
backsplash, but, I'm on it.
Chalk this new backsplash up as a check and mark and captial w Win.
*The Dewalt drills, tile saws, tile mortar, grout refresh are Home
Depot affiliate links. The Bosch 800 Series oven link and Abt
links are Abt Electronics affiliate link. The AutoCAD link is an
AutoDesk affiliate link. The magnetic knife holders, grout pens,
grout bags, grout sealers, and InoKraft paint sprayers are Amazon
affiliate links. The tile spacers, levels, and grout refresh are
Lowe's affiliate links. Mwah, thanks! Please see the "boring stuff" tab for more info.














Great job but one question. The tiles looked like a mat finish throughout your tutorial yet the end pictures the tiles had a beautiful gloss and sheen. Was curious why this amazing transformation. I had my kitchen redone 5 years ago and the contractor purposely brought the tile behind my 8 year old range so when this one finally goes the new ones with the missing back board will not show a naked wall. Once again great job!
ReplyDeleteAh I hadn't noticed that, interesting! I think it's a combination of lighting, time of day, and photo angles as the tiles themselves were very glossy right out of the box. Your contractor was super smart to future-proof, what a relief! Thank you very much!
DeleteLooks great with the black cabinets. You did a wonderful job with the alignment of the tiles.
ReplyDeleteThank you so much for your super kind words! I really appreciate you taking the time to be so nice, thanks!
DeleteLooks amazing !
ReplyDeleteOh thank you very much!
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